Lucky Frog
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing.
He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next
to the green.
He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears,
Ribbit 9 Iron." The man looks around and doesn't see anyone.
Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron."
He looks at the frog and decides prove the frog wrong, puts
the club away, and grabs his 9 iron.
Boom!
He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to
the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?
The frog replies, "Ribbit, Lucky Frog."
The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole.
"What do you think frog?" the man asks.
"Ribbit 3 wood."
The guy takes out his 3 wood and, Boom! Hole in one!
The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say.
By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of
of his life and asks the frog, "OK, what next?"
The frog replies, "Ribbit, Las Vegas."
They go to Las Vegas and the guy says,
"OK frog, now what?"
"The frog says, "Ribbit, Roulette."
Upon approaching the roulette table, The man asks, "What do you think I should bet?"
The frog replies, "Ribbit $3,000, black 6."
Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf
game the man figures what the heck.
Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.
There was more than enough to buy a 1.7 million dollar house for his wife in New
York. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know
how to ever repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful."
The frog replies, "Ribbit, Kiss Me."
He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him, he
deserves it.
With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl.
"And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room.
So help me God or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton."
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