TROUBLE IN HEAVEN
Saint Peter is standing duty at the Pearly Gates when who
shows up but 40 White House staffers from the Clinton
Administration.
Saint Peter: "What do you want?
Them: "We want in."
Saint Peter: "Wait here. I'll have to go talk
to God about this."
Saint Peter departs briefly and goes to see God.
Saint Peter: "God, there are 40 Clinton
staffers at the Pearly Gates.
They want in. What do I do?"
God: "We've never had that many Clinton staffers at one time
before.
Go tell them 40 Clinton staffers at one time are too many. Tell them
we'll take 5 now, and the other 35 can try again later."
Saint Peter: "Roger that, God."
Saint Peter goes back to the Pearly Gates. Upon arriving,
he immediately turns around and runs back to see God
again--at flank speed.
Saint Peter: "God, God, they're not there any
more!"
God: "The 40 Clinton staffers?"
Saint Peter: "No, the Pearly Gates!"
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