BEST COMEBACK OF THE YEAR:
You've got to love those gun control advocates. This is one of the best comeback
lines.
Note: This is a exact replication of a Radio (NPR) interview between a
female broadcaster, and US Army General Reinwald who was about to host
a Boy Scout Troop visit to his military installation.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to
teach these young boys when they visit your base?"
GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing,
archery,and shooting."
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?"
GENERAL REINWALD: "I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the
rifle range."
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous
activity to be teaching children?"
GENERAL REINWALD: "I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle
discipline before they even touch a firearm."
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "But you're equipping them to become violent
killers."
GENERAL REINWALD: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're
not one, are you?"
The radio went silent
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